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Dragon Quest Monsters Joker review

Monday, March 31st, 2008

Dragon Quest Monsters: Joker (or DQM for short) is what I would call a Pokémon type game. These titles generally start off with you controlling a young outcast who wants to become the world champion of this and that by means of capturing wild creatures, training them to be stronger fighters by throwing them into a ring of combat with other wild creatures that in turn you want to capture to battle even stronger monsters later on. If I were to do this in real life the RSPCA would come arrest me (and rightly so).

As you can probably tell I’m not the greatest fan of Pokémon, for some reason it just doesn’t grab me. So when Square Enix (the creators of the Final Fantasy games) sent Dragon Quest Monsters: Joker along for me to review, I wasn’t exactly jumping up and down with joy.

Green Bays is the group of islands on which this game takes place; the islands are inhabited with over 200 monsters for you to capture, train and battle. The legendary Master Scout Challenge is held once every few years and is organized by Dr Snap, the Commissioner and very first master scout. He is also the inventor of the special scout ring which is the magical device which enables you to interact with the monsters. For some unknown reason this year Dr Snap has told all of the contestants in the Master Scout challenge that they need to find ten rare Darkonium Crystals (mysterious star shaped rocks) if they want to progress further into the finals of the Challenge.

After a bit of exploring and chatting to the locals on the first island it’s time to head to the beginners island on your jet ski and capture your first few monsters. You can command up to three in battle but you can store more on your substitutes bench in case you need them during a tense battle with a super tough monster, bear in mind though that monsters on the subs bench will not accumulate points when not in battle, so monster rotation is necessary if you want an evenly balanced team (it’s what Liverpool are doing in the Premiership at the moment and they’re currently fourth).
Once you’re all monstered up your next challenge is to go and make your Monster Scout pledge to a special stone at the top of the mountain.

The trouble is that along the way there are some tougher monsters and your only hope of success is to stay at the base of the mountain and compete in lots of easy battles with the basic Slime monster until your squad is really tough, well, tough enough to progress further anyway.
Basically coming across a difficult set of monsters and then having to strengthen your squad for another twenty battles to progress further is what you generally do all the way through the game. On its own that isn’t exciting and becomes quite repetitive very quickly, but it’s the other features which make this game standout from being just a loose Pokémon clone.

Your monsters can battle unarmed, armed with special equipment such as a pair of stone talons or a big wooden staff or you can also train them up with magical abilities. As you can imagine, depending on the type of monster, some are good at hand to hand combat whilst others are more suited towards magic.

So what happens when you want a tough physical monster to be really good at magic? No you don’t enlist the help of Paul Daniels; instead you take them to the local genetic synthesising centre which will happily clone two different monsters together to make a sort of hybrid monster. Don’t forget that you can’t synthesise two boy (+) or two girl (-) monsters together. They’re probably being a bit too politically correct here in this day and age, but then I don’t suppose it should be down to a kid’s videogame to introduce the idea of same gender relationships. Err, time to move on I think.
The only downside to the genetic synthesising is that you effectively lose one monster from your party when you combine two together. Sort of makes sense and also means you’re off hunting for another new monster to add to your squad. Clever!

The feature I like the best is that you can visit many of the locations at night, and during these twilight hours different monsters are around to encounter and the villagers mention other things when you chat to them. So all in all then, if you like Pokémon games you’ll probably love this. I can imagine you’ll be playing with friends using the local DS Wi-Fi or even going online using the Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection to compete in the Wildcard World Cup, I recommend you get yourself a strong squad together before attempting that though!

Square Enix have really gone to town on the graphics for Dragon Quest Monsters: Joker, they’re so close to being the best I’ve ever seen on the DS, perhaps apart from Nintendo’s Zelda the Phantom Hourglass, but it’s a close run thing. My only grumble with Dragon Quest Masters Joker is that there only seems to be about 15 different human characters to interact with. Not only that but they seem to miraculously appear at every location before you arrive there yourself, even though you have a rather nippy jet ski at your disposal. I can’t think that it would’ve been too hard for the developers to create a few more peeps to chat to rather than recycle the same ones dozens of times over.

I give this a monster breeding 7 out of 10 (8 if you’re a Pokémon fan).

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Last GTA IV trailer online tonight

Thursday, March 27th, 2008

In the final push and shove to the release of what’s probably going to be the biggest game of the year, Rockstar are releasing their final trailer online for all to see at 10pm tonight. You can also get it on Xbox Live if previous trends continue.

We’re not sure exactly what it will show but it’ll probably be another mix of geezers waving guns at each other, shouting, driving cars and shooting people.

And if you fancy getting yourself 1000 free Microsoft points, pre-order your game at HMV.co.uk, you’ll also get a voucher booklet saving you a further £130 off selected items in-store.

Guitar Hero goes on tour on DS

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008

Got new news on Guitar Hero for the ever-better DS. Apparently the game will deliver a unique Guitar Hero experience by challenging handheld gamers to rock out and prove their shredding skills on the most diverse set list of master tracks ever offered in a Guitar Hero game, including classic rock, alternative and pop favorites such as Nirvana, OK Go and No Doubt.

The game will be packaged with a Guitar Grip peripheral that fits snugly into the DS and a unique Guitar Hero pick-stylus that brings a new dimension to handheld gaming and the core gameplay that defines Guitar Hero. Guitar Hero: On Tour has been designed specifically for the DS platform and will offer the DS audience an all-new compelling music experience. It will probably be lost of fun but you may look very weird on public transport though – almost as sad as that girl on the DS advert who asks if her dog wants its belly rubbed on a packed bus!

Video podcast – episode 041

Thursday, March 20th, 2008

This week on the Gamesweasel video podcast Matt Cuttle talks about:-

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Audio podcast – episode 041

Thursday, March 20th, 2008

On this weeks Gamesweasel gaming mp3 podcast we discuss:-

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PSP podcast – episode 041

Thursday, March 20th, 2008

This week on the Gamesweasel video podcast for the PSP Matt Cuttle talks about:-

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